Heart of Money

At a certain coffeeshop…

Man 1: Look, this particular actress is earning $1 million a year!!!

Man 2: Oh, what a lucky b****!!

Man 1: Look, this particular footballer is earning $ 10 million a year!!

Man 2: Oh, what a lucky a**h***!!

Man 1: Look, this particular business man is earning $100 million a year!!

Man 2: Oh, what a super filthy rich a**h***!!

Man 1: How I wish I just have half of their money!! No need to work anymore!!

Man 2: Yeah, me too and I am banking on this week’s Toto!!

Man 1: Hey, loooook!!! This particular religious leader is earning $100,000 a year!!

Man 2: Whhaaaatttt!!! A $100K!!! How could he!? Why does a religious guy need so much money?? He should have donate them to charities and help the poor people……………….. (like me!!)

Man 1: Yeah, that is ridiculous!! How can people use religion to earn such big bucks for themselves? After all, hardworking people like us are only making $3,500 a month and these guys are just stand up there every Sunday and talk!!!

Man 2: Even my grandmother could do that too!!!

Comes along a little girl asking for a $10 donation for old folks home.

Girl: Hi uncles, would you please donate $10 to help the old folks??

Man 1: Not free, not free… go away.

Girl: But you are here just drinking coffee…

Man 1: I say go away… and you think I am stupid or what? Don’t know what you all will do with the donation.

Man 2: Yah, who knows if you all use the money to buy golden tape and fly 1st class?

Girl: But… but…

Man 1: Let’s ignore her and go S’pore Pools to see the odds for this weekend’s football matches

Man 2: Ok… 

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