At a certain coffeeshop…
Man 1: Look, this particular actress is earning $1 million a year!!!
Man 2: Oh, what a lucky b****!!
Man 1: Look, this particular footballer is earning $ 10 million a year!!
Man 2: Oh, what a lucky a**h***!!
Man 1: Look, this particular business man is earning $100 million a year!!
Man 2: Oh, what a super filthy rich a**h***!!
Man 1: How I wish I just have half of their money!! No need to work anymore!!
Man 2: Yeah, me too and I am banking on this week’s Toto!!
Man 1: Hey, loooook!!! This particular religious leader is earning $100,000 a year!!
Man 2: Whhaaaatttt!!! A $100K!!! How could he!? Why does a religious guy need so much money?? He should have donate them to charities and help the poor people……………….. (like me!!)
Man 1: Yeah, that is ridiculous!! How can people use religion to earn such big bucks for themselves? After all, hardworking people like us are only making $3,500 a month and these guys are just stand up there every Sunday and talk!!!
Man 2: Even my grandmother could do that too!!!
Comes along a little girl asking for a $10 donation for old folks home.
Girl: Hi uncles, would you please donate $10 to help the old folks??
Man 1: Not free, not free… go away.
Girl: But you are here just drinking coffee…
Man 1: I say go away… and you think I am stupid or what? Don’t know what you all will do with the donation.
Man 2: Yah, who knows if you all use the money to buy golden tape and fly 1st class?
Girl: But… but…
Man 1: Let’s ignore her and go S’pore Pools to see the odds for this weekend’s football matches
Man 2: Ok…